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';Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.';


';I love cats...they taste just like chicken';





';Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.';





';Cover me. I'm changing lanes.';





';As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools';





';Happiness is a belt-fed weapon';





';Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.';





';Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep';





';I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....';





';Tow-ers will be violated';





';Montana --- At least our cows are sane!';





';The gene pool could use a little chlorine.';





';I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.';





';Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!';





';It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.';





';When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.';





';Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.';





';Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.';





';Wink, I'll do the rest!';





';I took an IQ test and the results were negative.';





';When there's a will, I want to be in it!';





';Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?';





';If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?';





';Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!';





';It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.';





';Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!';





';Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!';





';Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.';





';Give me ambiguity or give me something else.';





';We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.';





';Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.';





';He who laughs last thinks slowest';





';Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.';





';Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.';





';Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.';





';Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.';





';Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.';





';Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.';





';i souport publik edekasion';





';The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.';





';We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated..';





';Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.';





';3 kinds of people: those who can count %26amp; those who can't.';





';Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?';





';Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?';





';Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.';





';I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.';





';I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.';





The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.





The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.





Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.





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Fantastic!





Thanks for the Smiles!
haha


smile its the second best thing you can do with your lips(L)


love em
Real good ones. Thanks for the laugh.
lol very funny. thanks! =)
I've sent this list to my pal who can't get on-line to this site; I know he'll wet himself with this lot!
Wow thats a lot. I read half and then i decided i couldnt go on any longer.
Hahahhahaaaa, there's a couple of them i'd like mate.
Another one you might have seen:





'Sticks and stones will break my bones


but whips and chains excite me'.
oh your on a roll today jim, loved them all but ';Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.'; , and The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. were my favorits... keep making me laugh thx for always cheering my day up my friend...look for more from me later this after noon star again hun
Ha ha my bumper is not big enough to fit them all on!!!








:-)))
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes! I can picture this happening! Kudos to you.
Absolutely wonderful.





Laughed long %26amp; hard - have a star








Cheers
ha ha ha funny
its worth 50 stars!!!! wish i could memorize them. LMFAO!!!!! very funny!!!!! still laughing.